Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

Tommy Cooper
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  1. You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.

  2. It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

  3. Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

  4. I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

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